Monday, October 30, 2006

Life here is simply scintillating

About 30 minutes ago I dropped a pomegranate seed. I quickly scurried to find it--I'm told pomegranate juice stains permanently--but I never did. Not inside the chair or on the floor or in my lap. It was just...gone. I was starting to think that perhaps I hadn't dropped it at all, that it had fallen into my mouth or back into the bowl. And then, a minute ago, I located the seed. It was in my bra. It's really too bad this week's Photo Friday theme isn't "E is for--." E is for Embarrassing.

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Every 30 minutes or so an ant crawls across my laptop screen. My location is irrelevant--at the table, in the lounge chair, on the sofa. I haven't seen ants IN any of these places. Is it possible that there an ant colony IN MY LAPTOP?

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Chapin the Cat is asking for food almost constantly these days. I typically feed him twice a day, but lately he eats most of what's in his bowl quickly and immediately starts begging for more. I only indulge him at night because I don't want him to wake me at 2 in the morning asking for a refill. As one might expect, he seems to be growing. And growing. And God, is he growing. Have I ever mentioned how huge he is to begin with? It's like one of those bad Japanese films from the 50s about nuclear experiments gone awry--anybody ever seen "Mothra"? I've got freaking Catra living in my house.

6 Comments:

At 10/31/2006 11:36 AM, Blogger Trista said...

Maybe he's experiencing couvade?

 
At 11/01/2006 10:37 AM, Blogger Calliope said...

wait- is couvade a fancy word for sympathy pregnancy? cause that is what I was going to suggest, but Trista's word sounds MUUUUUCH smarter.

I have random ants here as well. I think it is because I leave the back door open all day - but I never see more than one. weirdness.

 
At 11/01/2006 1:02 PM, Blogger Amanda said...

That's so funny--my cat has been a bottomless pit lately as well. i wonder if it's related to the change in weather...?

Ants on your laptop? That kinda scares me!

 
At 11/01/2006 2:30 PM, Blogger Shelli said...

have kitty's thyroid checked.... After Juno was on kitty thyroid meds for about a month, her "vulture-like" ways diminished...

 
At 11/01/2006 8:58 PM, Blogger megan said...

Finding things in your bra--now you know how I feel.

I'd rather have ants than the HUGE, DISGUSTING, WEIRD-LOOKING bugs that are all over my dorm. I don't even know what they are, but I do know that they like to attach themselves to the butt of another bug. Hmm...

I am still laughing at Catra.

 
At 11/02/2006 3:25 PM, Blogger ms.bri said...

Are you OK? I hope you get to post something soon.

 

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